So after thinking for the past 35 years that 9th grade science was a complete waste of my time, I was wrong. The other day, my wife told me we needed to have a serious conversation. So we walked into her office downstairs, and sat down at a table. She started to speak, but after 3 seconds she got up, and screamed, “Are you fucking serious? Are you trying to turn on a tv?” She walked out, and slammed the door. I looked out her office window, and saw her pull the car, we share, out of the garage, and drive off. That was 3 days ago. I realized 2 things. One, I thought I grabbed the remote, but it was my eyeglass case, and two, in the 13 years of living in our home, there has never once been a TV in that office.” I apologize to you Dr. Pavlov, as well as your dog.