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Floridian Burglar

Casper Ryder

4/23/2024


So last night I found out, that next week I have to relocate to Florida for a new job. I’m really excited, the compensation structure is 100% commission, which I’m not worried about, dependent on how many days I work, I’m almost guaranteed over $200K per year. The position title, is called burglar, and the description is breaking and entering…and like I said I found this out last night when I read about Judy Amar. During the 1980’s she became America’s most prolific home burglar, nicknamed “The Bandit of Boca Del Mar”. Authorities say she committed up to 500 home invasions before ever getting caught. I thought how impressive that feat was, and how intelligent she must have been to avoid capture for so long….but then I read the quote from the lead detective on her case, during a press conference. He said, “We know two things for certain. The robberies are being done by a man, and they are occurring between Monday thru Friday.”

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